Country & Western Songs
Best of the Worst Country & Western Song Titles...|
1. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Truly Tasteless Country & Western Titles...
6. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
9. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
10. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
More Hilarious Hits from the world of Country Music...
11. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
12. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
13. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
14. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
15. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Titles That Are Sure To Get A Grin...
16. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
19. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
The Italian Man's Visit
One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I want two piss toast. She branga me only wona piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand...I want two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch! I dont even know the lady and sha calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma's restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch! I dont even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to room inna hotel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He says you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna sonna ma bitch. I dont even know the man ana he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go the the checkout and the man at the desk say peace to you...I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch! :->
There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."
John and Sir